Girl 1: "So we're thinking we'll have the girls change in that room and the guys change in this room. Then when the guys are done, they'll knock, so that the girls can come through their dressing room to get to the stairs."
Girl 2: "Why do we have to go through the boys' dressing room?"
Girl 1: "Because that's the only way to get to the entrance for the upstairs."
Girl 2: "Why can't we enter from the other side of the stage?"
Girl 1: "We don't have stairs for that side. You'd have to jump up onto the stage, and you can't do that in heels."
Girl 2: "Then let's switch the guys' and girls' dressing rooms around. The guys can climb up onto the stage."
Girl 1: "But the room we gave the girls is bigger."
Guy: (Helpful idea) "There are two rooms back there we can use for changing."
(Everyone sort of stares)
Girl 1: "Uh, yeah, thank you."
Guy: "I wasn't paying attention, was I?"
~At drama practice, trying to figure out dressing rooms

"I have Restless Cow Syndrome."
~My father last night as we were all talking on the couch. Apparently he meant to say "restless leg syndrome" but mixed it up with "mad cow disease."

"It's good that he's teaching his child to skip, because nobody ever taught me to skip. I went to kindergarten and I could almost read, but I couldn't skip! They told me to skip and I was like, 'Huh? What's THAT?' So I just made up my own thing."
~A girl in the church parking lot, watching a father skipping with his two-year-old son

"OH! Um! Wait! Think! Think thought!"
~A girl at drama, who suddenly had a brilliant idea.

"She's sweeping up the blood. You know how women are."
~My sister, playing Legos with my two brothers. I was far too afraid to ask what they were playing.

"So your brain shuts down during childbirth?"
~A girl in Sunday school, to her mom

"It's a cape. It's SUPERTHUMB!"
~A guy at drama, who had a bit of torn nylon draped over his thumb. It did look like a cape, I suppose.

Finally done with all the Green Bay ones - now on to a couple normal ones I collected this week :)

"You scrubbed your nose off! It's so cute!"
~A girl at youth group, to someone behind me. I really hope I heard this wrong.

"Your stomach hurts? And you haven't eaten anything? Eat something and it'll go away. If that doesn't work, rub your stomach and if THAT doesn't work, eat something AND rub your stomach."
~Guy talking to another guy in the hall

"Get off my bed, you little termite, let's fight!"
~Girl to a friend of hers in the sleeping room