"There's a bug on the screen!" (Everyone looks) "Oh, wait, it's gone. Fine. Go ahead. Make me look like a liar."
~A girl sitting on the living room, watching the screen door

"Just take off your feet and put them away."
~A girl to me, presumably meaning "take off your shoes"

"The other day I went to the closet and all my holes had pants in them!"
~A girl at the beach relating a story to the girl next to her

"My toes are ugly fat men!"
~A girl staring in distress at her toes

"It's a good thing I'm wearing this, because if I wasn't, I'd be wearing something else."
~A very logical girl walking out the front door

"If there's a line on your hand, it's a spider bite and the poison is flooding into your heart. You might want to go to the doctor."
~A girl at the dining table, reacting to a bite on another girl's hand

"I chipped a tooth once. I was shoving broccoli into my mouth."
~A girl in the condo telling a story

"I need to blow my nose."
"Oh, I WISH I could do that with mine, but I just don't know how!"
~Two girls talking. I think I heard two different conversations meshing.

"That brought tears to my eyes. Well, actually, they went back in."
~One of the "judges" on our American Idol contest

"I'm surrounded by bagels!"
~My mom calling from the kitchen, apparently in distress