"And my character is dead, right?"
"Yes."
"So am I supposed to look dead?"
~An understudy and a leader at drama. The girl was supposed to be carried in and set down on the couch, dead, but when she asked this question, the guy carrying her started laughing so hard he dropped her.

"It feels like there's a pepper in my nose! And don't ask me how I know what that feels like."
~A guy at drama, who had been blowing his nose for about ten minutes

"What's 'Pus in Boots' about?"
~My 7-year-old brother, reading the title of "Puss in Boots"

"I am not afraid of the chickenwire."
~My 2-year-old brother, the morning after a thunderstorm. I can only assume he meant SOMETHING storm-related...

"Oh yeah!! Cuz you were sunburned because you were digging shovels!"
~A girl in church, animatedly talking about a trip we took to South Dakota. The response was, "I did NOT dig any shovels that entire trip!"

"Get everything housely spotless!"
~My mom, telling us to clean up the house...

"This is Daphne Rubin-Vega singing."
"Huh? Her middle name is Reuben?"
"No. It's Rubin-Vega. She has two last names. Rubin hyphen Vega."
"But then it's just one last name with a hyphen in it."
"No! Because, like, someone named Mary Ann, you don't say that they have TWO first names, just one! And....I'm proving your point."
"I think I must know Daphne Rubin-Vega. Because I dated a guy whose last name was Varga. And I dated a guy who had a car that was a Vega. And I knew a guy named Reuben. So I must know her."
~Me, my sister, and then my mom at the end, all listening to a song from Rent

"And, so, like, Macie had, like, just walked out the door or whatever and we were like, 'Bye!' and, like, my mom was reading a magazine or whatever and, like, my dad and I were watching TV or whatever, and suddenly, we, like, heard these sirens or whatever-"
"Dude. You talk like ME."
~A guy and a girl at drama. The guy was trying very hard to tell his story but the girl kept laughing at him because he kept saying "like" and "or whatever."

"That scarecrow is TOTALLY checking you out."
~A guy at SALT, to me, about a painted scarecrow on the wall

"Aaagh! I'll never be able to have children because of you!"
"But you just said you wanted to be a nun."
"Oh, yeah."
~Two girls at The Crib, throwing Skittles at each other