"My sister has a hollow leg, and sometimes her intestines fall out of her leg and go into her blood."
~A very loud junior high guy, completely out of the blue, to the people in front of him in the van

"Your breath smells! It was like this thick!"
"Nuh-uh, it was THIS thick!"
~Two girls in the van, to a guy sitting behind them

"Dude! There's a guy out there wearing a bra! Booby trap! You're wearing a booby trap!"
~Girl yelling out the car window. I will tell you, though, I saw no such thing.

"It'll be easier with you because you're less...weighty. Not that YOU'RE more weighty or anything."
~Girl in the sleeping room lifting up one of her friends, and then hastily adding something to a girl who she had tried to lift up before

"This is MY pole! And I will name it and it will be mine forever!"
~Our youth pastor, in the cafeteria, referring to a large metal pillar beside him

"I see...hot."
~Guy in the back of the van. I don't know if maybe he was referring to the fire on the TV screen while we were watching Shrek.

"Just last Sunday I was 4'11". Now I'm 5'5"."
~Guy in the back of the van. He was definitely NOT 5'5".

Got a bunch from the week in Green Bay, will type them up throughout today and tomorrow :)

"Your hair is like a flock of sheep. Will you go out with me?"
"It's goats."
"Oh. Then what are your teeth?"
"Newly washed sheep."
"Meaning, what, they're smelly?"
"No, they're newly washed, so they're NOT smelly."
"Right. And no stinky boys."
"Absolutely. No stinky men."
~Two girls walking down the hall at church

"NO! We will hold them and stuff sugary goodness down their throat!"
~A guy at drama, very agitated, to a girl next to him

"So, what do you think of your new house?"
"It's nice. We live there now."
~Two girls chatting at drama