"What do YOU know about open-mouthed lips?"
~My mom, to my brother, while watching Return of the King

"Now, you set the dryer to 'loud'..."
"Um, don't you mean 'high'?"
~My mom and my sister. My mom was showing my sister how to do a load of laundry.

"Is that Camri's purse?"
"Yeah. It's a Gotchie."
"That's Gucci."
~Three girls at Sunday school, girl #2 was digging through girl #3's purse.

"Adam without his socks is like...Adam without Eve!"
~Guy at drama practice, on why he didn't want to take off his socks to do the skit

"My mind is prettier when it's dumb than it is when it's stupid."
~My sister, in the middle of a conversation to me

"I didn't realize how good my armpit smelled until just now."
~A guy at drama

"I am SO anal about my Oreos."
~A girl in drama, eating Oreos

"Even if the game isn't indefinite, it DOES last forever."
~Me, on a Finding Nemo game the kids were playing. Took me a moment to figure out what I'd said.

"I don't mind that much if you guys toilet paper my house. Just don't kill my flowers."
"Yeah. Flower-killer."
~Youth pastor and guy at church

"He had LASIK surgery two years ago."
"Oh! I thought you said he had guy surgery. I was thinking, 'TOO much information!'"
~Youth leader and girl at the church, talking about the youth leader's husband