"What? You don't want to swim in my shirt?"
~A guy on the porch at SNAC, to the girl next to him.

"I'm bigger, stronger, AND faster than you!"
"But I'VE got six chaos emeralds!"
~Another stupid argument among my brothers, this time the 7- and 3-year-old. Obviously the 3-year-old has been playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog.

"Joel. I'm smarter than you. I would know this."
"Nuh-uh, I'm smarter than YOU!"
~My 16- and 7-year-old brothers. What kind of inane argument is this?

"In this skit, I play a little boy. Kind of like a little girl."
~A guy at drama working on developing his character.

"Singing nuns, mooing kangaros...that's so SALAD!"
~A girl at SNAC, deciding what to put as her "other information" for the youth group address book

"Ha-ha! I sat on your custard sandwich!"
~A guy to a girl at drama.

"Maybe they're making sun-tea."
~My mom, on seeing a nearly full bottle of Mountain Dew on the sidewalk outside our hotel

"Oops, I told you to be seated too early. So, uh, please be standed."
~Fernando Ortega, during worship at the Just Give Me Jesus conference.

"I wonder if there's any difference between men and women's brains." (a moment later) "Somebody should do research on it."
~The girl next to me at the Just Give Me Jesus conference.

"I'm scared."
"Well, why don't you go potty upstairs?"
~My 5-year-old brother and my mom. My brother came downstairs after his bedtime complaining that he was too scared... so she tells him to go potty? Yeah. Soothing. Very.