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19 October 2003
Um...
"I'm not the kind of person who's good to listen to. Or good at being listened to. Did you get that?"
--A woman talking to a man at Jupiter
--A woman talking to a man at Jupiter
21 October 2003
Beautiful
"I think it's wonderful that you want to walk like a duck down the aisle."
--A woman halfheartedly talking on a cell phone while reading a magazine, in line at Safeway.
--A woman halfheartedly talking on a cell phone while reading a magazine, in line at Safeway.
26 October 2003
Graffiti
"Gina is a dum ho."
"The defense rests, your honor."
--Written on the wall of a construction site near Lexington & 59th.
"The defense rests, your honor."
--Written on the wall of a construction site near Lexington & 59th.
29 October 2003
Funny
"What're the bells for?"
"They're so we can communicate without using the intercom. We've kind of got this whole nautical theme going on."
"Yeah, except for the Hawaiian shirts."
"That's true. We should have striped shirts, be like sailors."
"Or pirates. Right now you could be tropical pirates maybe. Cruise ship robbing pirates."
"Are you calling us lazy? That's brilliant."
--A customer and a checker at Trader Joe's
"They're so we can communicate without using the intercom. We've kind of got this whole nautical theme going on."
"Yeah, except for the Hawaiian shirts."
"That's true. We should have striped shirts, be like sailors."
"Or pirates. Right now you could be tropical pirates maybe. Cruise ship robbing pirates."
"Are you calling us lazy? That's brilliant."
--A customer and a checker at Trader Joe's
2 November 2003
Funny
"Sign it 'You'd better let me know what's going on. See ya.' If you say 'Love ya ' to him, you and me are going to go for a round next time we find a boxing ring."
--A woman in a net cafe to another woman who was typing.
--A woman in a net cafe to another woman who was typing.
6 November 2003
Beautiful
"They're great. She's great. In fact, if there were a spotlight on just her, and the rest of the theatre was dark, I would be madly in love with that lady."
--A guy at the Parkway Theatre, commenting on Project Pimento's lead singer.
--A guy at the Parkway Theatre, commenting on Project Pimento's lead singer.
9 September 2003
Beautiful
"Angora does say 'I love you, honey,' more than cotton."
--One teenage girl to another, shopping at American Eagle
--One teenage girl to another, shopping at American Eagle