"And so for our first date, he told me it'd be funny if I dressed up in a dress and went over to her house..."
~A 16-or so-year-old guy at McDonald's

"What did you put IN this cup?!"
"It's just water."
"No... no, it tastes like arsenic."
"Oh. (Wide eyed) Very, very bad water."
~Two girls at drama, both drinking out of plastic styrofoam cups

"Now go fix all those customers for what they come for!"
~A girl in drama, vehemently to the girl opposite her

"Do you have any lotion on you, ma'am?"
~A guy standing by the gym at Sauk, to me, as I walked by. His friends proceeded to giggle a lot.

"What would you do if you went to the moon and saw an alien?"
"I don't know. In all honesty, I've never been to the moon."
~Two girls in my Spanish class

"Oh, your gums are so wonderfully pink!! You're hired!"
~A girl at drama, to a guy sitting across from her

"Yeah, I don't know what's with him and the economy. It's like he just wants to BE the economy, you know?"
~A guy on a staircase at Sauk, talking on a cell phone

"Tim! You just killed me!"
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"Yeah, Tim, don't ever kill your sister again."
~A girl, her brother, and me, all on the porch at SNAC.

"I don't like dogs. I keep thinking... 'Come on. Turn into a cat. Turn into a cat.'"
~A girl in the kitchen at SNAC

"What was it, Hurricane Jeanne?"
"Oh, no, try Hurricane Scott."
"Yeah. You gotta watch out for those Hurricane Scotts, I'm telling you..."
~Two girls on the porch at SNAC