March 28, 2004
Funny
"Look at how fat my fingers are."
"Why are your fingers fat?"
"Water retention."
"Why are you retaining water? Are you pregnant?"
"Hey, hey, hey, guys, stop. That's how rumors start. By this time next week, you'll be pregnant."
"Oh, great, now you're just going to go out and do it anyway."
~Three girls in Sunday school (one of them a leader).
"Why are your fingers fat?"
"Water retention."
"Why are you retaining water? Are you pregnant?"
"Hey, hey, hey, guys, stop. That's how rumors start. By this time next week, you'll be pregnant."
"Oh, great, now you're just going to go out and do it anyway."
~Three girls in Sunday school (one of them a leader).
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