Got a bunch from the week in Green Bay, will type them up throughout today and tomorrow :)

"Your hair is like a flock of sheep. Will you go out with me?"
"It's goats."
"Oh. Then what are your teeth?"
"Newly washed sheep."
"Meaning, what, they're smelly?"
"No, they're newly washed, so they're NOT smelly."
"Right. And no stinky boys."
"Absolutely. No stinky men."
~Two girls walking down the hall at church