19 October 2000
Submitted by eve on Thu, 10/19/2000 - 9:32pm. Graffiti
"Ezkeiel with the shaved head used to be Elijah with the shaved legs."
--Written on the wall of the women's restroom in Raleigh's
8 October 2000
Submitted by eve on Sun, 10/08/2000 - 11:42am. Graffiti
"Ivan is a froot bat!"
--Written on the wall in the women's restroom of Au Coquelet Cafe
You know, I'm starting to suspect that, subconsciously, I'll choose certain cafes over others to study at, when I feel the graffiti section is a little low. I wonder if that's cheating?
8 October 2000
Submitted by eve on Sun, 10/08/2000 - 11:40am. Graffiti
"But someday you'll find that most isn't as many as you'd think."
--Written on a toilet paper dispenser in the women's restroom of Au Coquelet Cafe, in response to something else that was illegible.
7 September 2000
Submitted by eve on Thu, 09/07/2000 - 7:49pm. Graffiti
"The Grout Gatsby.""
"Frosted Flakes, they're grrrrout!"
"Twist and Grout."
"Grout, damned spot!"
"All a-grout Eve."
"The Groutsiders."
"*sigh* Writing in the cracks is so infanTILE."

--Writings on the bathroom wall of Doe Library
2 September 2000
Submitted by eve on Mon, 09/04/2000 - 2:04pm. Graffiti
"Drugs were easier to deal with than people are now."
"No, reality is for people who can't handle drugs."
"'We're actors, we're the opposite of people'--Tom Stoppard"

--Three entries written on the bathroom wall of Au Coquelet Cafe
15 August 2000
Submitted by eve on Thu, 08/17/2000 - 1:40pm. Graffiti
"Donald, don't forget to bring my celery."
--Written in dust on the back of a large semi truck
4 July 2000
Submitted by eve on Tue, 07/04/2000 - 10:03pm. Graffiti
"I've been coming to this pizza place since I was a kid, and the bathroom has always smelled like bubble gum. I wonder why?"
--Written on the wall of the bathroom in La Val's
3 July 2000
Submitted by eve on Tue, 07/04/2000 - 10:01pm. Graffiti
"Wow, I wrote on this wall 4 years ago as a freshman, and now I'm writing again. Things I've learned since then: 1.)Don't skip lecture and say 'I'll read the book' because you never will. 2.) Don't be afraid to be an individual 3.) If you're secretly in love with your boss who happens to be engaged, it probably would be better to tell him sometime before you're drunk on champagne at the wedding reception."
--Written on the wall of the bathroom in Dwinelle Hall
18 June 2000
Submitted by eve on Tue, 06/20/2000 - 2:43pm. Graffiti
"Rabid Rat Fondue."
--Scrawled on a wall in Emeryville
I don't want to know.

**update 21 June**
Apparently, they're a band.
12 May 2000
Submitted by eve on Fri, 06/09/2000 - 11:05am. Graffiti
"I am on the verge of insanity knocking on the door of truth. The door opens and I find I've been knocking from the inside."
--Written on a blackboard outside of my math final
Well, given the exam that followed, that was almost an inspirational message. Because it's always nice to know you're not the only one who's been driven insane.