Sister Act
Ironic
This comes from a Religion teacher who happens to be a sister. At the time, she was trying to make a point about Irony, and this is the phrase she gave:
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!"
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!"
Seen on back of truck
Ironic
"O JO TOO SMAL" - Claimed on the back of a building supplies truck.
Presumably, it used to say NO JOB TOO SMALL, but letters have worn away due to weather and salt on the roads.
I find it ironic that there's no job too small, except maybe keeping up with painting their truck.
Presumably, it used to say NO JOB TOO SMALL, but letters have worn away due to weather and salt on the roads.
I find it ironic that there's no job too small, except maybe keeping up with painting their truck.
Anorexic
Ironic
"I think I'm anorexic. Everytime I look in a mirror I see a fat person."
Said with a healthy dollop of irony by a rather obviously overweight woman drinking pints of ale in a London beer garden
Said with a healthy dollop of irony by a rather obviously overweight woman drinking pints of ale in a London beer garden
Not really fighting
Ironic
me: Why ya gotta be that way?
my boyfriend: I'm not like anything. You're a certain way too.
Yo
Ironic
Yo.
"The Gathering. Church. For real." Opposed to the fictional church I've been going to.
That was on a sign for a church in Sacramento's burrow Natomas.
"The Gathering. Church. For real." Opposed to the fictional church I've been going to.
That was on a sign for a church in Sacramento's burrow Natomas.
Splinters
Ironic
"Oh, look at the door jamb! It's so pretty! ...ow! Son of a B****!"
-guy caressing the door jamb with his toe.
-guy caressing the door jamb with his toe.
Well, that explains it all, doesn't it?
Ironic
"...our sole purpose in this world is to do God's will."
*whispered* "So does that mean that we're all just God's bitch?"
--A preacher, and one fourteen year old boy to another in a Baptist church. This was followed by an elderly woman whipping her head around so quickly that by all rights her neck should have snapped.
Okay, yes, one of those boys is related to me. But I didn't teach him that...
*whispered* "So does that mean that we're all just God's bitch?"
--A preacher, and one fourteen year old boy to another in a Baptist church. This was followed by an elderly woman whipping her head around so quickly that by all rights her neck should have snapped.
Okay, yes, one of those boys is related to me. But I didn't teach him that...
Oh, the cheerleaders. . .
Ironic
"Are You Amish?"
- One Cheerleader (Rah-Rah) to another ON A BUS, as we (UofM Pep Band, Women's Basketball Team, and the Rah-Rahs) are about to board A PLANE, to head to Virgina. I suppose, in the context of conversation, not THAT funny, but still.
- One Cheerleader (Rah-Rah) to another ON A BUS, as we (UofM Pep Band, Women's Basketball Team, and the Rah-Rahs) are about to board A PLANE, to head to Virgina. I suppose, in the context of conversation, not THAT funny, but still.