"...our sole purpose in this world is to do God's will."

*whispered* "So does that mean that we're all just God's bitch?"

--A preacher, and one fourteen year old boy to another in a Baptist church. This was followed by an elderly woman whipping her head around so quickly that by all rights her neck should have snapped.

Okay, yes, one of those boys is related to me. But I didn't teach him that...