Collection from recently
Submitted by mizzeghan on Sun, 06/11/2006 - 1:46am. Beautiful
\"i\'m a robot.\"
\"let me access your mainframe. that means you get naked and i fondle you.\" -justin

\"you\'re special. but not the special kind of special, more like the special kind... of special. kill me.\" -justin

\"i\'m gonna send you gay in the mail and you\'re gonna open it and be like \"FUCK, I GOT GAY\" \" -natalie

\"you\'re so heavy!\" -wes
\"...i have a big heart.\" -paul

\"you\'re 20? why don\'t you go do some taxes or buy a washing machine or something.\" -jake

\"hey TRA-VAS, want to engage in some mutual masturbation AT THE OP-ER-A???\" -julie mcquary

\"WWVD: what would vagina do? OR, what would venereal disease?\" -kim

\"does \"clitoris\" roll off the tongue?\" -julia

\"did you know you weren\'t supposed to put aluminum in the microwave?\"
\"WHERE WAS I when we learned this?\" -sarah

\"why are buildings called buildings? shouldn\'t they just be called... \"builts\"?\" -me to sarah
Back entry
Submitted by mizzeghan on Wed, 03/29/2006 - 2:51am. Ironic
"where do they keep santa claus?" -my 6 year old sister, in the national museum of natural history
From A Long Time Ago
Submitted by mizzeghan on Fri, 08/13/2004 - 12:33pm. Ironic
"Racism is gay."
-- Mike
24 July 2004
Submitted by mizzeghan on Sat, 07/24/2004 - 2:23am. Beautiful
"Let me be your kickstand."

20 July
Submitted by mizzeghan on Tue, 07/20/2004 - 1:37pm. Funny
"La Crosse kicks La Ass."
"Jehovah's Fitness: running and jumping about for God."
"Isn't it great when plankton mate?"
"Get your learn on."
--various shirts at Urban Outfitters.
14 July 2004
Submitted by mizzeghan on Fri, 07/16/2004 - 11:47pm. Beautiful
"Why doesn't she tell him that she has bronchitis, instead of just letting him assume she's a mute?!"
"If she had bronchitis he wouldn't kiss her."
"True love shares bronchitis."
-- April and Me [on the Little Mermaid]
06 July 2004
Submitted by mizzeghan on Fri, 07/09/2004 - 12:38am. Funny
"That reminds me of King Tut's mummified nut-sack!"
-Mitch. No explanation.
18 June 2004
Submitted by mizzeghan on Sat, 06/19/2004 - 5:09pm. Um...
"I wish we could've made it look more like urine."
--Me, commenting on Gabe's mustard-stained "BEER" shirt that we made after cutting him a wicked mullet.
2 June 2004
Submitted by mizzeghan on Wed, 06/02/2004 - 11:23pm. Funny
"Night girl/boy freak. Choose one or the other, then come back to me so I can decide if I'm gay or not."
"Dude, that's the best thing you've ever said."
"Write it down, mutant."
--Kent and Shawn
2 June 2004
Submitted by mizzeghan on Wed, 06/02/2004 - 10:49pm. Funny
"...when they invented pennicilin and all those drugs, this is what happened to my eye, and I got a RECTAL ITCH."
-- my best friend's very straightforward grandfather