"Truth is omnipresent, we just refuse to recognize it. Truth runs high."
--Written on a tag tied to a tree in Hearst Mining Circle

"Well, breezy and cold is better than chafey, if you absolutely must ride a bike naked."
--A guy to a girl at Yali's Cafe

"Good breath is an important part of retail."
--A girl outside Campbell Hall

"The end of Moulin Rouge was sooo sad, it made me just bawl in the theatre."
"Oh whatever, just because it made you cry, honey, doesn't mean it's that moving. As I recall, you were bawling because it was 'sooo sad' during The Wedding Planner too. There are far better reasons to cry during a Jennifer Lopez movie."
--Two girls in the bathroom of Wheeler Hall

"You can't possibly believe that! I consider something that acts like sandpaper on every circuit in the brain to be non-trivial."
--One man to another at Peet's Coffee

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Uh... whoa. Lot of hits from yesterday and the day before. Hello to everyone from msn.com

(Msn must have not read the whole site before they linked it; I swear I've gone off on a Linux-loving anti-M$ rant at least once. Oh well. Hi everybody.)

"A four year old is a very robust system... children rarely blue-screen."
--A man in Soda Hall

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Ah, when computer scientists become parents.

"...Yeah, 'cause chicks dig guys who need therapy."
--A guy in Tryst, (which was quite possibly the coolest cafe I've ever been to.)

"I realized this is how I'm paying for my kid's college education."
--Scott Weiland, of the Stone Temple Pilots, after a particularly energetic rendition of the song "Down"

"Some of you sure paid a lot of money to come out to a fairground and throw mud with music in the background."
--Aaron Lewis of Staind, commenting on the mudfight that had broken out at the back of the crowd

"That's the problem with West Coast girls, they're not violent enough. A girl from Ft Lauderdale, she'll wrestle with ya."
--A man in the hotel lobby in Monroeville, PA