24 September 2001
Submitted by eve on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 9:18am. Wisdom
"The end of Moulin Rouge was sooo sad, it made me just bawl in the theatre."
"Oh whatever, just because it made you cry, honey, doesn't mean it's that moving. As I recall, you were bawling because it was 'sooo sad' during The Wedding Planner too. There are far better reasons to cry during a Jennifer Lopez movie."
--Two girls in the bathroom of Wheeler Hall
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 10/05/2001 - 1:12am.
Archived comment by Jones:
You would think it does, but--voice of experience here--take a pass. A little too intense. Or maybe the Vitamin A was just a little too good. Hmm. Must test hypothesis...
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/03/2001 - 12:07pm.
Archived comment by Jon:
How about "The Wall"?
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 10/03/2001 - 11:24am.
Archived comment by Jim:
I didn't feel like crying at the end of Moulin Rouge, but I was depressed because I was sober for the entire movie. If ever a movie cried out for hallucinogenics, this one was it.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 10/02/2001 - 2:28pm.
Archived comment by fair_n_hite_451:
If anyone ever needs a definition of "sassy", I invite you to use the quoted conversation. That second girl SO has a great sense of sass.

....sass! I said she had great sass. Now get yer minds out of the gutter.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 10/02/2001 - 12:14pm.
Archived comment by shadow:
On TRL yesterday (hey mtv was just on, ok...I didn't switch to just watch TRL - that's my story dammit.) anyway they had Britney's top 10 songs of all time. She chose the Chris Issak song where he's rolling around in the sand with that girl - Wicked Games? I can't remember. Anyway, she said "It's so sexy. It makes me wanna lay down with my man." And she then kinda giggled.

I'm just gonna leave that alone. The idea of them having wild animal sex repulses me. Although, the idea of me having wild animal sex with Justin doesn't repulse me so much. heh.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 10/02/2001 - 6:42am.
Archived comment by Jon:
Two unrelated things:

1) The dirty young man in me would pay for a Britney porno... but not for one of the 1001 "see Britney fscked up the..." spams I receive each week.

2) My public school was very nice, thank you very much. Of course, it's in a white suburban neighborhood with plenty of tax money, so that might explain it. I was lucky.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 6:53pm.
Archived comment by AC:
Suge Knight, the head of Death Row Records who just got out of jail, says that he's seen the Jennifer Lopez sex video that she made before she got famous.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 5:48pm.
Archived comment by guy:
yes time by itself can rid us of these demons, but if you look at the demographic that nsync and britney spears use for profit, mostly pre-teen, and early teen girls, i dont think that many of them would respond very well to a video of britney and justin makeing whoopie.

but ill be the first to admit that their popularity would skyrocket among the older male population.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 3:11pm.
Archived comment by umrguy:
Um, hate to be the voice of doom, but your video distribution plan could very well backfire, or at least not have the desired result. I doubt it would seriously change anybody's mind: you either like them, or you don't, and it seems to me that right now, you're stuck that way. It will just take time. I mean c'mon, look at New Kids on the Block. They went from being "way cool" when I was in grade school to absolute and utter nothingness currently.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 2:31pm.
Archived comment by MISSYE:
I actually heard on the radio yesterday that there is a video of Justin and Britney.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 2:10pm.
Archived comment by guy:
also, justins career might falter, but seeing how an alcoholic back street boy can still maintain a good guy image, or was that teh bad boy image he was striving for, ahh hell who cares
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 1:52pm.
Archived comment by guy:
ok this may seem a bit perverse, but if anyone wants to rid us of jlo it would work quite well to tarnish her image. or better yet it would work even better on britney spears and justin timberlake

my suggestion, though proably not easy to carry out, is to find a homemade videotape of puffy(or anyone) and j lo or britney and justin, and distribute it over the internet as fast as possible, and for free too, granted one could stand to make a rather tidy profit off of eigther of these sales but i say get the film distributed to as many people as possible, before any court cases to cease distribution could cause problems.

no i dont care to see a porno of britney or jlo, but i would love to see them crumble in the wake of the release of such a video.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 1:29pm.
Archived comment by Alex Andra:
J. Ho people. J. Ho
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 1:28pm.
Archived comment by Spuds, forkboy, Kapeh:
"Jennifer Lopez doesn't make me cry. The lack of taste of the American Public makes me cry. For if it wasn't for that lack of taste, I wouldn't have to see news headlines like "J. Lo. Buys New Shoes!". How she ever had the #1 movie and #1 album at the same time I'll never understand. Why must we keep rewarding mediocrity?"
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Because television and the public school system have brainwashed us all.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 11:33am.
Archived comment by Suplexia:
Jennifer Lopez doesn't make me cry. The lack of taste of the American Public makes me cry. For if it wasn't for that lack of taste, I wouldn't have to see news headlines like "J. Lo. Buys New Shoes!". How she ever had the #1 movie and #1 album at the same time I'll never understand. Why must we keep rewarding mediocrity?
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 10/01/2001 - 10:38am.
Archived comment by Montygirl:
Ah, yes, we all cry at Jennifer Lopez movies. Beginning, middle, end, doesn't matter. I would pay not to watch her.

Woohoo, first post! I'm giddy!
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