]> NeKo's blog http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/875 eni know my alphabet! http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2524 "I know my alphabet better than you!"<br /> -shouted across the room by one 16-year-old girl to another 16-year-old girl, in the middle of Social Studies class.mayo riots http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2520 "...it's like a riot over mayonaise"<br /> -girl standing in front of me, to her friend, after people started panicing over there being no more mayo in the dispensermath dog http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2519 me:"did you read the article about the math dog?"<br /> girl 1:"yeah. he should know social studies. it's a lot harder"<br /> girl 2:"I won't be impressed until he recites Shakespearian verse"pirates! http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2516 "I want to have a pirate hoedown!"<br /> -this one boy in class, playing with one of those expandable binders like it was an accordionthe mysteries of bread? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2510 "bread is too complicated"<br /> -my mom, trying to explain why we couldn't have bread in our motel roomWheeness! http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2509 "Wheeness! wheenesswheenesswheenesswheenesswheeness!"<br /> "is that even a word?"<br /> "it's <i>my</i> word! I make up a lot of words."<br /> -a conversation at my table during lunch...as opposed to what? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2507 "People are only human"<br /> -my mom's coworkerwhat those hospital pain meds can do to you http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2506 "Do I have all of my blood vessles?"<br /> - my dad, probably still drugged up from surgeryraised by tiny, nervous dogs http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2504 seen: a girl sticking her head out of the passenger-side window of a passing car, barking at people the car passes.juice racist http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2492 "I'm racist against orange juice cartons. And other paper products as well."<br /> - girl at my lunch table discussing with her friend why she hates the orange juice carton in her luncheating disorders http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2481 girl: "she was anorexic <i>and</i> bullemic"<br> boy: "how's that work?"fun with Algebra 2 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2451 there are some great quotes said in algebra 2 class.<br><br> girl:"is the answer to question one '5'?" <br>teacher:"one's a true or false question" <br><br>boy 1:"so THAT's why i got this wrong. i did it the algebra way." <br>boy 2:"this IS algebra" <br>boy 1:"oh, crap."slow airline? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2449 girl: "he was missing 8 weeks, 5 months."<br> boy: "8 weeks, 5 months? was his flight delayed?" <hr> i really want to hear the rest of this conversation now...Chicken fat cookies http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2355 My friends and I were eating lunch. One of the friends was really grossed out about learning in Social Studies that people made cookies using chicken fat during some world war. (i'm saying 'some' becasue i don't remember) so 'chicken fat cookies' was then the phrase of the day <hr> friend: *whispers to me* we should come with chicken fat cookies some random day and give her one and tell her what it is after she eats it<br> grossed out: *angrily* what did you just say?!<br> me: she said that Brian likes chicken fat cookies<br> grossed out: how do YOU know?<br> friend: it says on his website. his mom makes them for him every time he comes home<br> <i>-the Brian mentioned is the backstreet boy, Brian Littrell, the grossed out friend's favorite music artist</i> <hr> friend:*reading the classifieds in the newspaper* wow, this bartending job pays really well. But it must be hard having to learn how to make all of those drinks...<br> me: not as hard as making... CHICKEN FAT COOKIES!<br> grossed out: *sqeals angrily then chases me*<br> me: *runs away with an evil grin*9/3/04 http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2252 I'm waiting in the lunch line at school, when I see this boy shake his lunch money in his friend's face and say, "Hear that? That's the sound of money you don't have."