Which is worse?
Funny
"Oh man, I'm aging fast..."
*silence*
"Not Asian, aging. Geez..."
"I was going to say...You're a racist!"
"My mass media teacher is racist. We had to write down all the religious services we've been to, and she came over to me and said, 'Are you telling me you've never been to a Buddhist temple?!' I was like, 'Yeah...' Her name is Whitehouse, too. Figures."
- two guys in Psychology of Prejudice
*silence*
"Not Asian, aging. Geez..."
"I was going to say...You're a racist!"
"My mass media teacher is racist. We had to write down all the religious services we've been to, and she came over to me and said, 'Are you telling me you've never been to a Buddhist temple?!' I was like, 'Yeah...' Her name is Whitehouse, too. Figures."
- two guys in Psychology of Prejudice
No hablo espanol...
Tragic
"She's the most boringest lab leader ever. She can probably speak Spanish pretty well, but..."
- a fellow classmate, commenting on our Spanish lab leader who is a native Spanish speaker
- a fellow classmate, commenting on our Spanish lab leader who is a native Spanish speaker
I think there should be the category 'Misheard'
Funny
"Jake...?"
"Yeah, Jake. You know...TA Jake. Jake McCoy."
"Jake *who*?"
"McCoy."
"Oohhh...I thought you said, 'Jake Monkey Boy.' I was like, oh...that's a change..."
- two girls in Tiki
"Yeah, Jake. You know...TA Jake. Jake McCoy."
"Jake *who*?"
"McCoy."
"Oohhh...I thought you said, 'Jake Monkey Boy.' I was like, oh...that's a change..."
- two girls in Tiki
Killing two birds with one stone...so to speak...
Um...
"Here's my underwear-slash-tool drawer..."
- a girl in Tiki
- a girl in Tiki
The lamest of lame
Tragic
"Okay, okay...what does a person who can't see very well put over their eyes so they can see better?"
*random guesses, like eye patches, etc.*
"Glasses!" *hysterical laughing* "And what makes it funnier is that it's true!"
- guy telling a 'joke' to a group of people in Saga...he seriously thought it was the best joke ever. And I mean *ever*.
*random guesses, like eye patches, etc.*
"Glasses!" *hysterical laughing* "And what makes it funnier is that it's true!"
- guy telling a 'joke' to a group of people in Saga...he seriously thought it was the best joke ever. And I mean *ever*.
Pregnant?
Bizarre
"...I was wearing a shirt that sort of made me look pregnant, and he told me that my baby was going to burn in hell. I said, 'I'm not even pregnant, you bastard!'"
- woman at a workshop
- woman at a workshop
Death by chocolate
Um...
"What is this?"
"White chocolate."
"Will it kill me?"
"That's why I cut it into little pieces. Here's a piece of death - enjoy!"
- two girls in Tiki, holding a celebration (of what? not sure...of life perhaps?)
"White chocolate."
"Will it kill me?"
"That's why I cut it into little pieces. Here's a piece of death - enjoy!"
- two girls in Tiki, holding a celebration (of what? not sure...of life perhaps?)
Ring by spring, part 753
Bizarre
"Sara just yelled at me to quit being anti-social."
"Well, that's what we do here."
"Yes, we're all anti-social."
"Then we get married!"
- girl and guy in Tiki (can you tell where I spend most of my life?)
"Well, that's what we do here."
"Yes, we're all anti-social."
"Then we get married!"
- girl and guy in Tiki (can you tell where I spend most of my life?)