Which is worse?
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Mon, 10/04/2004 - 7:10pm. Funny
"Oh man, I'm aging fast..."
*silence*
"Not Asian, aging. Geez..."
"I was going to say...You're a racist!"
"My mass media teacher is racist. We had to write down all the religious services we've been to, and she came over to me and said, 'Are you telling me you've never been to a Buddhist temple?!' I was like, 'Yeah...' Her name is Whitehouse, too. Figures."
- two guys in Psychology of Prejudice
Hmm...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Sun, 07/18/2004 - 10:52am. Bizarre
"He's blow-drying his torches."
- guy at Bosch Baha'i School
No hablo espanol...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 03/30/2004 - 3:30pm. Tragic
"She's the most boringest lab leader ever. She can probably speak Spanish pretty well, but..."
- a fellow classmate, commenting on our Spanish lab leader who is a native Spanish speaker
I think there should be the category 'Misheard'
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Sun, 03/07/2004 - 4:04pm. Funny
"Jake...?"
"Yeah, Jake. You know...TA Jake. Jake McCoy."
"Jake *who*?"
"McCoy."
"Oohhh...I thought you said, 'Jake Monkey Boy.' I was like, oh...that's a change..."
- two girls in Tiki
Killing two birds with one stone...so to speak...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Thu, 03/04/2004 - 7:46pm. Um...
"Here's my underwear-slash-tool drawer..."
- a girl in Tiki
The lamest of lame
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Thu, 02/19/2004 - 10:26am. Tragic
"Okay, okay...what does a person who can't see very well put over their eyes so they can see better?"
*random guesses, like eye patches, etc.*
"Glasses!" *hysterical laughing* "And what makes it funnier is that it's true!"
- guy telling a 'joke' to a group of people in Saga...he seriously thought it was the best joke ever. And I mean *ever*.
Pregnant?
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Thu, 02/19/2004 - 9:55am. Bizarre
"...I was wearing a shirt that sort of made me look pregnant, and he told me that my baby was going to burn in hell. I said, 'I'm not even pregnant, you bastard!'"
- woman at a workshop
Good night...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 02/10/2004 - 11:23pm. Wisdom
"'Good night, honey bun'? Oh *seriously*..."
- girl in Tiki
Death by chocolate
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Wed, 01/14/2004 - 2:27pm. Um...
"What is this?"
"White chocolate."
"Will it kill me?"
"That's why I cut it into little pieces. Here's a piece of death - enjoy!"
- two girls in Tiki, holding a celebration (of what? not sure...of life perhaps?)
Ring by spring, part 753
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Mon, 01/12/2004 - 2:26pm. Bizarre
"Sara just yelled at me to quit being anti-social."
"Well, that's what we do here."
"Yes, we're all anti-social."
"Then we get married!"
- girl and guy in Tiki (can you tell where I spend most of my life?)