Submitted by starryeyed09 on Thu, 01/08/2004 - 7:09pm. Funny
"Have I rubbed off on you that badly?"
"Wait...did you just call her Natalie?"
"No, I said, 'badly.' I've never called anybody Natalie..."
- guy and girl in Tiki
Cookies...or are they?
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 01/06/2004 - 9:46pm. Um...
"Sara has cookies."
"Sara has cookies."
"Oooh...I thought you said, 'Sara has herpes.'"
- two girls in Tiki
Always lock your door...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 12/09/2003 - 6:52pm. Funny
*knock on door*
"Uh...I don't think so."
"Oh, I think so." *barges into room*
"Oh my God!"
*door slams* "I'm kind of naked."
*click of deadbolt*
*pitter patter of footsteps down the hall*
*hysterical giggling*
- two of my dormmates (the hysterical giggling was me...hey, it was 1:30 in the morning, what was I supposed to laugh at? The final narrative I didn't have done? Don't think so.)
Hot pants...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Thu, 12/04/2003 - 11:25pm. Um...
"My pants are hot!"
"Okay, okay. can take my math test for me..."
- two girls in my dorm
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 12/02/2003 - 11:31pm. Um...
"You know, we don't really need men...we can just collect their sperm."
"Yeah, we can inject it into our arms!"
"Yeah, because that's how we reproduce. Sara, when a man and a woman love each other..."
- two of my dormmates
Cheese and ice cream
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Sun, 11/30/2003 - 10:17pm. Bizarre
"The ice cream speaks to me! I'm going to put cheese on it..."
- guy behind me in line at Saga (the cafeteria)
I scream, you scream, we all scream...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Thu, 11/27/2003 - 6:35pm. Wisdom
"I can't decide if I want to get some ice cream and eat it on my way home..."
"Ice cream...? Why would you...why?"
"Yes, I know, cold, but..."
"Ice cream is cold."
- two girls and the last comment was made by a guy in the Hixon Union Building
Ring by Spring part 2
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 10:18pm. Um...
"People these days are trying to separate sex and marriage. When I'm married, I'm gonna have so much sex..."
- one girl to another outside Stewart Hall, Whitworth College
Seize the major...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 11:54pm. Wisdom
"Umm...I'm *insert name here* and I'm a music major...thinking about double majoring in theatre..."
"Don't think, just do."
- actor and theatre prof during a post-play discussion of Last Train to Nibroc
Ring by Spring...
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Tue, 11/04/2003 - 8:58pm. Bizarre
"Bye, I'm going to get married now!"
"Okay, have fun!"
"I will!"
- two girls in Tiki