"You know, we don't really need men...we can just collect their sperm."
"Yeah, we can inject it into our arms!"
"Yeah, because that's how we reproduce. Sara, when a man and a woman love each other..."
- two of my dormmates

"The ice cream speaks to me! I'm going to put cheese on it..."
- guy behind me in line at Saga (the cafeteria)

"I can't decide if I want to get some ice cream and eat it on my way home..."
"Ice cream...? Why would you...why?"
"Yes, I know, cold, but..."
"Ice cream is cold."
- two girls and the last comment was made by a guy in the Hixon Union Building

"People these days are trying to separate sex and marriage. When I'm married, I'm gonna have so much sex..."
- one girl to another outside Stewart Hall, Whitworth College

"Umm...I'm *insert name here* and I'm a music major...thinking about double majoring in theatre..."
"Don't think, just do."
- actor and theatre prof during a post-play discussion of Last Train to Nibroc

"Bye, I'm going to get married now!"
"Okay, have fun!"
"I will!"
- two girls in Tiki

"One day, we're going to realize the laws of physics don't allow that, and all the planes are going to fall out of the sky."
- guy in Women Writers class @ Whitworth College

"Ooh, it smells like..."
"Greg."
"Well, I was going to say it smells like cheese, but..."
"No, it smells like Greg."
- girl and guy in Arend Hall @ Whitworth College

"More people call in if you tell them to dial 777-FART."
"Of course. People just want to dial 'fart.'"
- random guest and DJ on KWRS, Spokane's Pirate radio (the college, student-run radio station)

"You're going to run away!"
"No, I'm not! I don't run away!"
"Yes, you do. You're just getting more stealthy about it."

- girl and guy in Tiki (Whitworth College)