How does it *work*?
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Mon, 10/27/2003 - 3:29pm. Wisdom
"One day, we're going to realize the laws of physics don't allow that, and all the planes are going to fall out of the sky."
- guy in Women Writers class @ Whitworth College
Cheese or Greg?
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Wed, 10/15/2003 - 2:37pm. Um...
"Ooh, it smells like..."
"Well, I was going to say it smells like cheese, but..."
"No, it smells like Greg."
- girl and guy in Arend Hall @ Whitworth College
Dialing flatulence
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Fri, 10/10/2003 - 1:25pm. Wisdom
"More people call in if you tell them to dial 777-FART."
"Of course. People just want to dial 'fart.'"
- random guest and DJ on KWRS, Spokane's Pirate radio (the college, student-run radio station)
Stealth Mode
Submitted by starryeyed09 on Thu, 10/02/2003 - 8:28pm. Funny
"You're going to run away!"
"No, I'm not! I don't run away!"
"Yes, you do. You're just getting more stealthy about it."

- girl and guy in Tiki (Whitworth College)