"Yes, I would love you even if you looked like Hamlet. Believe me."
--A woman talking on a cell phone, walking past the Nomad Cafe

"What is it with Asian guys? You really have a fetish!"
-girl exclaiming to another girl, 6 Nov 03

During church service I lean over and watch as my Best Friend text messeges her friend:

Laura: "I'm bored!"
Jason: "Carrots CAN be blue!"
Laura: "How Jason, How?"
Jason: "Think about it..."
Laura: "thinking..."
I lean over... "Food coloring...its the only way..."
Laura: "Food coloring ? "
Jason: "Food Coloring !"

Yeah...during chruch... *bizzare* or whaaat?
~Lys

"How can someone not appreciate the glory that is a stuffed slug made entirely out of dryer lint?"
--This is the line that let my sister guess exactly who I was talking to...

"...sounds like giant buzzing insects..."
- A friend of mine at work yesterday

I had to ask him what the deal was. Apparently, if you have headphones turned to a low volume, they can sound like "giant buzzing insects chewing on leaves" to other people in the room. Who knew?

"Bye, I'm going to get married now!"
"Okay, have fun!"
"I will!"
- two girls in Tiki

My boss: The year was 1979, and Captain Amazing was being held in a secret cave...
Co-worker: Who put that ship there?

Is it 5 yet?

"I bet she's just coming so she can show off her penis shaped scar."


A guy to two other guys at the table



~Heard while walking into the common kitchen on my dorm floor.

"Oh look! I'm wearing spider socks today! Cool!"

--Kim the Drum Major, walking to band this morning

A girl of about 20 wearing extremely baggy(i'm talking huge) khaki pants with a hawaiin print miniskirt over the top, puffy blue tennis shoes, large fake fur jacket in hot pink, and a scarf in hunters orange, and to top the outfit off a giant red M&M handbag with legs.

~seen on the 82A bus last night. I tried not to stare.