February 4, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 02/04/2004 - 3:16pm. Bizarre
"Now that's a FINE penny..."
~One woman, very earnestly to a guy sitting next to her in the cafeteria.
So now he's?
Submitted by carolina on Thu, 01/29/2004 - 2:26pm. Bizarre
"I used to like him when he was younger....and black."
January 28, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 01/29/2004 - 12:00pm. Bizarre
"I want to be the moon!"
"Sure, you can be the moon!"
~Two guys at drama

and, about twenty minutes later:

"I'm the couch!"
"No, why don't you move over."
"But I want to be the couch!"
"You can be the armrest of the couch."
"OOH!"
~Girl and leader at drama

For some reason, everyone was wanting to be inanimate objects that night...
Pro-nouns
Submitted by carolina on Wed, 01/28/2004 - 8:54am. Bizarre
"Does your sister have cowboy boots?"
"She did when she was a women. But now he doesn't."
January 26, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Mon, 01/26/2004 - 4:20pm. Bizarre
"So you're scared of the parking lot?"
"Heck, yeah!"
~A girl and guy walking out to Sauk's parking lot
January 22, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 01/22/2004 - 6:05pm. Bizarre
"Mostly you don't die when you have a chopped up body."
~My mom, to my little brother who was playing with a bunch of toy Indians. I really hope I heard this one wrong.
January 21, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Thu, 01/22/2004 - 12:59pm. Bizarre
"AHHH!!! I smell like powder!"
~Panicked girl at drama practice
Nonphixon
Submitted by Kew on Wed, 01/21/2004 - 7:29pm. Bizarre
What i believe in doesn't exist any more. I feel like the plastic that's surrounds me is tryin to break my concentration. It's just my hardheaded side not wantin to let go to what is and empowerin to who I am. I don't really have anyone to blame for it except myself. I just think people need to get rid of thier ego's. They be alot better and happier with out it but unfortunately society has created a monster to the fallen victims. On this side of things I feel sort of abandon to this so called real world. I'd rather be enrich in qualitys then quantity, whatevs that's just me. Some how this feeling inside of me will seem to neva expire until my experation date.
Dangerous?
Submitted by Czar Val on Mon, 01/19/2004 - 10:29am. Bizarre
Guy: See, I'm a wild and dangerous guy.
Girl: Are you, now?
Guy: Yes, and you know how you can tell? I have
two DIFFERENT COLOUR SOCKS ON!!!

~Some of the conversation that goes on, on bus 47
in the afternoon.

The best part is that on Friday he didn't take the bus. His mom picked him up early for an orthodontist appointment.
January 14, 2004
Submitted by PurpleCow on Wed, 01/14/2004 - 3:42pm. Bizarre
"They took a lot of your skin off."
"Yeah. Do you think it'll grow back?"
"Sure."
"Cuz the nurse said no, and I was like, 'What the h*ll?'"
~Two girls in line at the bookstore at Sauk. One girl was showing off her bellybutton ring.