"What is it with Asian guys? You really have a fetish!"
-girl exclaiming to another girl, 6 Nov 03

"So I went up to the counter, where this guy is buying a gun. I ask the clerk, 'do you have mace?' He said, 'We don't sell weapons here.' So then I ask, 'where do you think might carry it?' 'Try a pawnshop,' he said."
-girl complaining over lunch about not finding mace over the weekend.

"You get so much for being a cute girl. My boss would send me to do his errands because he said they got done faster if a girl did them."

-girl replying to another girl's comment about someone letting her submit paperwork a day early 'because she was cute'

"Well, on the bright side, at least we're parked in the shade."

Me, trying desparately to find a good aspect of a parking space so rotten we blocked 1 vehicle & another vehicle immediately blocked us.

"So my roommate watched as I tried to find a way to die that's not awkward."
"Yeah, it's so hard to die gracefully, especially if you haven't done it before."
"I mean, I died for the first time yesterday."

student assistant & me

"..great big vagina, on the wall."
-guy to 2 girls in an incredulous tone