Comic Strip
Submitted by hessiethegreat on Thu, 06/10/2004 - 2:46pm. Funny
"Okay, for part of my project I decided to make a comic strip...I put so much effort into this, you have no idea. It might not be very good though, because I'm not a comic stripper....Oer...."
"No, Jessie, you're very serious when you strip."
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Me and Heather in Mrs. Powell's class while I was presenting my end-of-the-year Les Mis project.
What the Hail?
Submitted by hessiethegreat on Mon, 03/08/2004 - 4:34pm. Funny
"Oh no, my office is probably flooding. I should get my guitar."
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Mrs. Anderson before Thursday nights showing of our musical Honk! It was hailing up a storm (no pun intended) and the ground was seriously flooded. We were soooo excited! You can so tell that we're Arizona kids.
The Oracle
Submitted by hessiethegreat on Wed, 12/17/2003 - 5:01pm. Bizarre
So I was at Subway today, getting a drink from the soft-drink dispenser, and there was this funny looking oracle/fortune teller/palm reader lady standing there. Some guy who works there walks over and was going to clean something up and she was just totally serious, and looked at him and said, "I'm protecting your trash can."
It was strange.

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December 17th 2003

Christine
Submitted by hessiethegreat on Wed, 11/19/2003 - 8:42pm. Tragic
"How do you get home?"

"Either my mom or the bus.."
"A school bus?"
"Yeah. It's an IB bus. For IB kids."
"Are you an IB kid?"
"Yeah."
"Are those the smart ones?"

--Chrstine and I today. Some people.. God..

French Horny
Submitted by hessiethegreat on Tue, 11/18/2003 - 9:13pm. Um...
"Ladies and gentlemen, by the end of this year I want you to make your instruments to sound like your instruments! I want them to be clarinety, saxophoney, tromboney, mallety, french horny.. Oops, that was weird."

-- Mr. Kelley in band today. Gahhh.. Sometimes I don't know what's wrong with that man. No one would have said anything if he hadn't made that last comment, either. (the oops part...)
11/18/03

Spider Socks
Submitted by hessiethegreat on Thu, 10/30/2003 - 5:28pm. Bizarre
"Oh look! I'm wearing spider socks today! Cool!"

--Kim the Drum Major, walking to band this morning

Sun Burns
Submitted by hessiethegreat on Sun, 10/12/2003 - 3:28pm. Um...
Man - "My son is Cameron Berns, you know, world champion.. Getting ready to do it again.."
Gina - "Oh really, I've never heard of him!"
Man - "Everyone has heard of my son."
Gina -no comment-
Man - "And if I have another son, I'm naming him Son. Son Berns."

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Thursday, 10/9/03 at work.
What a schmuck, that's all I can say. ;)