"I accidently did a yoga move at Fresh Choice last night at dinner..."

"....a talking toilet that likes to bite your bum..."

"I suck so much I sucks plural..."

"getting it down is easy, it's getting it up that's the hard part"

"I used to like him when he was younger....and black."

"Does your sister have cowboy boots?"
"She did when she was a women. But now he doesn't."