29 August 2000
Submitted by eve on Tue, 08/29/2000 - 8:32pm. Wisdom
"If I fail, it's not because I didn't try, or because I didn't work hard enough... Sometimes your party just sucks."
--Overheard during the first day of classes

Now there's an inspirational message for college freshmen everywhere.
18 August 2000
Submitted by eve on Thu, 08/24/2000 - 12:38pm. Wisdom
"Life's gotta suck if you're the CEO of 'Tasty Kake' Industries."
--A guy in Safeway supermarket at 1am, staring at the snack foods
I don't know... I'm sure you could make that into SOME kind of feasible pickup line.
"Why, you look pretty yummy, and I should know, I'm the CEO of..."
Ok, yeah, maybe he's right.
11 August 2000
Submitted by eve on Sun, 08/13/2000 - 10:56pm. Wisdom
"Ok, ok, this is it... THIS time, I'm going to pass."
"Third time's the charm Fred, not the second."
--Two guys heading into the stat final ahead of me
16 June 2000
Submitted by eve on Sat, 06/17/2000 - 12:11pm. Wisdom
"Tickets for BFD 7: $34.
Crossing off number 7 on your list of bands to see before they O.D. and die: priceless"
--A guy, on seeing the Stone Temple Pilots in concert