4 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 10/04/2004 - 8:12pm. Bizarre
"And I'm like, 'Do you realize that I practically eat tomatoes for a living?'"
--A man in the dairy section at Andronico's, talking on a cell phone.
2 October 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 10/02/2004 - 12:02pm. Wisdom
"Well, wear clothes you can move in, and if you're going to wear pants, get a rubber band for the right cuff."
"Yeah, I was planning on wearing shorts, which solves that. But not boxer shorts. That's the wrong kind of able to move."
"You're never having children, you know that, right? Briefs supposedly impair that."
"Yeah, yeah, that's not a bad thing." *turning to walk off*
"That doesn't count as birth control!"
--A girl and a guy outside the Cheeseboard.

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Yeah, I should post more. See previously cited problems of working too much and interacting with the non-work (and therefore quotable) world too little. Working on it, though, don't give up on In Passing just yet...
23 Jul 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 07/23/2004 - 1:16am. Wisdom
"I was in a band where we had a rule, all guitar or drum solos had to be at least one cigarette long... And I didn't even smoke."
--A guy standing outside Taqueria Cancun
19 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 07/19/2004 - 1:15am. Funny
"No self respecting super hero would wear open toed shoes."
--A guy on AC Transit
17 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 07/17/2004 - 1:13am. Beautiful
"She was like, 'Oh, I thought Buddy was lost!' and reaches under the bed."
"Teddy bear?"
"Pet snake."
--Two guys talking at Raleigh's.
13 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Tue, 07/13/2004 - 1:12am. Funny
"Tartare was kind of the sushi of France. Until the madness."
--A guy to a girl at Whole Foods
10 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Sat, 07/10/2004 - 1:06am. Funny
"Weren't you supposed to just sit on the curb and wait for me?"
"Yeah, only apparently New Orelans had some kind of curb law."
--A girl and a guy at Angel Street Thrift Shop
5 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Mon, 07/05/2004 - 1:04am. Funny
"No, the other day, I was in the elevator, and I look down, and there's a syringe. With a cap on it. Like, somebody just dropped a syringe! 'Too many syringes, just dropped one.'"
"Ew, God, how sketch. That's not even ghetto. That's pure sketch. Where the hell were you?"
"...In my apartment building."
"I'm sure it was a diabetic."
--Two men at Bar Rouge
2 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Fri, 07/02/2004 - 1:03am. Beautiful
"It's just that I've yet to really find someone who was willing to commit."
"Too much 'just hooking up, not enough quote unquote together?'"
"No, not commit to me, comitt to the drama. Really dive in, you know?"
--A girl and a guy at Jupiter
1 July 2004
Submitted by eve on Thu, 07/01/2004 - 1:01am. Funny
"He was like, 'Ugh, you smell like vodka,' and she just shrugs and says, 'What flavor?'"
"Stoli strawberry always smells like air freshener to me, too."
--Two guys at Bliss Bar