]> http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/992 en http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2368 There is an obvious stench within the family car on the way to the football game.....<br /> <br /> Jessie: Ew, Jared, did you fart?<br /> Jared: What? I said 'excuse me' in my head! http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2367 Mom: Alright guys, where do you wanna go for dinner?<br /> Jenna: I want chinese.<br /> Jared: Ew, no.<br /> Jessie: I want Wendy's.<br /> Mom: Jared, where do you wanna go?<br /> Jared: I dont care, as long as we dont go to any chinese place, like Taco Bell.<br /> <br /> Obviously a little confused... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2354 Cat: So we were at the dance, and he asked me to dance almost every song. This kid really liked me.<br /> Jenna: Did you like him?<br /> Cat: Well yeah, kinda. So all of a sudden, he starts kissing me in the middle of the dance floor in front of everyone. This is like the 9th grade, and I hate kissing in front of other people.<br /> Sarah: So what did you do? Did you stop him?<br /> Cat: Well I didnt really know how.<br /> Rae: I know, its hard, you just gotta kinda pull away slowly.<br /> Cat: Or try to bite their tongue off.<br /> Jenna: WHAT? Cat, you tried to bite the kid's tongue off??<br /> Cat: I didnt know what else to do!<br /> Sarah: Did it work? <br /> Cat: Not really.<br /> Rae: What if he thought you were being kinky or something?<br /> Jenna: Cat, I cant believe you tried to bite his tongue. <br /> Cat: Guys! I didnt know what to do! I didnt want him kissing me in front of all those people! ACK! I never should have told you guys!<br /> <br /> One of the very interesting lunch conversations with the Big Ol Christian Quad http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2353 sitting at dinner one evening...<br /> Rae: I'm going to get another cookie. Sarah, do you want one?<br /> Sarah: Yeah, sure.<br /> Rae: Jenna, do you want one?<br /> Jenna: No thanks, I'm gunna go get some ice cream.<br /> <br /> Rae then comes back with three cookies <br /> <br /> Jenna: So you wanted two more, eh?<br /> Rae: No, I got one for you cause I knew you'de look at mine and ask to have a bite, so here.<br /> <br /> Rae throws bits of cookie at Jenna, and it lands on the table in front of her boobs.<br /> <br /> Sarah: Right, cause Jenna's boobs are gunna eat cookies.<br /> Rae: No, she just likes milk with her cookies. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2320 Rae: Wait, do we use a colon there? I never know how to use them...<br /> Jenna: Me neither, I just know we have one.<br /> (several minutes of laughter and strange glances)<br /> Rae: Wait, are you talking about the body part?<br /> <br /> in the computer lab at about 10pm last night. i still dont know how to use a colon.