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Sure....
Other
"I'm so famous that my first name, my middle name, AND my last name are all diamond."
Heard at school by a girl with an obviously fake British accent.
Heard at school by a girl with an obviously fake British accent.
Foot
Tragic
In my school said by some random girl:
"I'm getting foot plastic surgery."
First of all, she was like, 15 or 16. Second of all...foot plastic surgery?
"I'm getting foot plastic surgery."
First of all, she was like, 15 or 16. Second of all...foot plastic surgery?
Can't find the truck
Funny
Guy 1: Where is the truck?
Guy 2: I don't remember.
Guy 1: I see it.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Wait, thats not it. Oh! there it is. No, thats the wrong color.
Guy 2: Damnit, Morgan, this isnt a fucking easter egg hunt!
Guy 2: I don't remember.
Guy 1: I see it.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Wait, thats not it. Oh! there it is. No, thats the wrong color.
Guy 2: Damnit, Morgan, this isnt a fucking easter egg hunt!
