]> http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/914 en http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2313 "I'm so famous that my first name, my middle name, AND my last name are all diamond."<br /> <br /> Heard at school by a girl with an obviously fake British accent. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2279 In my school said by some random girl:<br /> <br /> "I'm getting foot plastic surgery."<br /> <br /> First of all, she was like, 15 or 16. Second of all...foot plastic surgery? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2254 Guy 1: Where is the truck?<br /> <br /> Guy 2: I don't remember.<br /> <br /> Guy 1: I see it.<br /> <br /> Guy 2: Where?<br /> <br /> Guy 1: Wait, thats not it. Oh! there it is. No, thats the wrong color.<br /> <br /> Guy 2: Damnit, Morgan, this isnt a fucking easter egg hunt!