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Submitted by Marsky on Sat, 09/18/2004 - 12:55pm. Tragic

In my school said by some random girl:

"I'm getting foot plastic surgery."

First of all, she was like, 15 or 16. Second of all...foot plastic surgery?

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Ahem

Posted by Intelligirly on Wed, 09/22/2004 - 7:01am.

Not perfect guy--perfect sign. Irrefutable. Because, really...three toes?

Of course now that this option has been raised, several gentlemen will be headed swiftly out to have plastic surgery and the sign will be nullified. So you'll have to look for a "natural" as they'll be known.

Then listen carefully to what the sloth has to say.
I love Mike!

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I'm gonna go out on a limb

Posted by Mike on Wed, 09/22/2004 - 8:01am.

Then listen carefully to what the sloth has to say.

"Sloth love Chunk!" or something of that nature.

Mystery solved! (*claps hands together, slips and falls through rainforest canopy*)

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Superfluous toes: the new hotness.

Posted by Mike on Tue, 09/21/2004 - 8:45am.

Or maybe opposable toes. That would be so great. You'd have to get weird new shoes though. They'd look like catcher's mitts.

Foot binding is back in style and no one told me?

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Ooo! asymmetrical toe deficiency!

Posted by steff on Wed, 09/22/2004 - 6:01am.

"what you need is a geek - or a brit. or a guy with 3 toes. you know, three on one foot and the normal amount on the other, not three total or three on each foot or..."

intelligirly said this to me recently, and now it's damn near reflexive. mention toes and we're off into the whole thing like some demented greek chourus. i... can't quite remember why she thought this would be JUST the man for me, but as long as it's funny it will live on indefinitely. and it still is.

ok, to ME anyhow. i know, it's sad. bite me.

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