"So all I did, I was just like 'So, do you know this screenname?' and he was like 'So do you know my throbbing c*ck?'"

Girl sitting beside me in computer class, completely bewildered by what she was talking about.

I used that little asterisk because I wasn't sure the word would be allowed.

"Someone just all of a sudden yelling "ENOUGH WITH THE ASSES!!" perhaps in a public place... little weird. Well i know what I'm doing over spring break..."
"What? You're gonna go out in public and scream 'ENOUGH WITH THE ASSES'?"
"That is what I was implying, yes..."

--- a girl and a guy talking in the library the day before Spring Beak started (this is a few weeks old)

"Come on, stick your hand up my arm!"

-- another one from art class. This would make sooo much more sense if you knew the guy was talking about his hollow clay arm art project. At the time I had no idea what he was talking about though....

"The G can be flipped into a b!"
"Not a capital G! but a lowercase g, yeah."
"No, a capital G! When you flip it around, it's a b!"
"I think we're thinking in different fonts, Sarah."

-- My sister and I, speaking in two different fonts evidently, late one night.

"Maybe the dog's homophobic."

--My mom on why my dog doesn't like leaving the house (Just try and figure the logic on THAT one!)

"Gabi, when you hold a purple rubber band and call it a fork, it doesn't make the rubber band become a fork, it makes you become an idiot."

-- one girl to another in art class. Ironically neither had any rubber bands or forks with them (at least I didn't see any from my seat)

"That is like Easter and everything that's wrong with Christmas with this psychedelic stoner thing all in flowers!"

-- overheard in art class. To be fair, the picture they were speaking of was pretty pastel and scary.

"And the guy was singing with his dog, you know, the one with the sunglasses? And all these homeless people were gathering around, and it was all really sunny."

--Overheard at restaurant in Sarasota or something like that. The lady was totally serious.

"Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit."
"What?"
"No, no, no. When I say 'Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit', you say 'I don't patronize bunny rabbits. That way, we can be talking to a bunch of people and you can be being mean, and I can say, 'Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit', and you can say, 'I don't patronize bunny rabbits' and it'll be this funny, hip, spontaneous thing that everyone will laugh at and think it's just a funny little thing that happened when it was really all planned out before hand. So, let's try. Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit."
"Huh?"

My cousin and Mom at a Sarasota restaurant... the same night my cousin was planning on telling the waiter he was proud he had gained personality throughout the meal, but later chickened out.