So, do you know...
Submitted by Perry on Thu, 10/07/2004 - 8:01pm. Um...
"So all I did, I was just like 'So, do you know this screenname?' and he was like 'So do you know my throbbing c*ck?'"

Girl sitting beside me in computer class, completely bewildered by what she was talking about.

I used that little asterisk because I wasn't sure the word would be allowed.
Enough with the asses!!
Submitted by Perry on Fri, 04/09/2004 - 8:34am. Funny
"Someone just all of a sudden yelling "ENOUGH WITH THE ASSES!!" perhaps in a public place... little weird. Well i know what I'm doing over spring break..."
"What? You're gonna go out in public and scream 'ENOUGH WITH THE ASSES'?"
"That is what I was implying, yes..."

--- a girl and a guy talking in the library the day before Spring Beak started (this is a few weeks old)
Just stick it right up there...
Submitted by Perry on Fri, 04/09/2004 - 7:47am. Um...
"Come on, stick your hand up my arm!"

-- another one from art class. This would make sooo much more sense if you knew the guy was talking about his hollow clay arm art project. At the time I had no idea what he was talking about though....
It's a b, g.
Submitted by Perry on Fri, 04/09/2004 - 7:26am. Funny
"The G can be flipped into a b!"
"Not a capital G! but a lowercase g, yeah."
"No, a capital G! When you flip it around, it's a b!"
"I think we're thinking in different fonts, Sarah."

-- My sister and I, speaking in two different fonts evidently, late one night.
Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
Submitted by Perry on Fri, 04/09/2004 - 6:56am. Um...
"Maybe the dog's homophobic."

--My mom on why my dog doesn't like leaving the house (Just try and figure the logic on THAT one!)
I wish I sat at their table
Submitted by Perry on Fri, 04/09/2004 - 6:40am. Um...
"Gabi, when you hold a purple rubber band and call it a fork, it doesn't make the rubber band become a fork, it makes you become an idiot."

-- one girl to another in art class. Ironically neither had any rubber bands or forks with them (at least I didn't see any from my seat)
Pretty Picture
Submitted by Perry on Fri, 03/12/2004 - 5:58pm. Um...
"That is like Easter and everything that's wrong with Christmas with this psychedelic stoner thing all in flowers!"

-- overheard in art class. To be fair, the picture they were speaking of was pretty pastel and scary.
And where was this exactly?
Submitted by Perry on Fri, 02/27/2004 - 2:01pm. Bizarre
"And the guy was singing with his dog, you know, the one with the sunglasses? And all these homeless people were gathering around, and it was all really sunny."

--Overheard at restaurant in Sarasota or something like that. The lady was totally serious.
Don't Patronize Me...
Submitted by Perry on Fri, 02/27/2004 - 1:13pm. Um...
"Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit."
"No, no, no. When I say 'Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit', you say 'I don't patronize bunny rabbits. That way, we can be talking to a bunch of people and you can be being mean, and I can say, 'Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit', and you can say, 'I don't patronize bunny rabbits' and it'll be this funny, hip, spontaneous thing that everyone will laugh at and think it's just a funny little thing that happened when it was really all planned out before hand. So, let's try. Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit."

My cousin and Mom at a Sarasota restaurant... the same night my cousin was planning on telling the waiter he was proud he had gained personality throughout the meal, but later chickened out.