]> Perry's blog http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/607 enSo, do you know... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2310 "So all I did, I was just like 'So, do you know this screenname?' and he was like 'So do you know my throbbing c*ck?'"<br /> <br /> Girl sitting beside me in computer class, completely bewildered by what she was talking about.<br /> <br /> I used that little asterisk because I wasn't sure the word would be allowed.enough with the asses!! http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1909 "Someone just all of a sudden yelling "ENOUGH WITH THE ASSES!!" perhaps in a public place... little weird. Well i know what I'm doing over spring break..."<br /> "What? You're gonna go out in public and scream 'ENOUGH WITH THE ASSES'?"<br /> "That is what I was implying, yes..."<br /> <br /> --- a girl and a guy talking in the library the day before Spring Beak started (this is a few weeks old)Just stick it right up there... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1908 "Come on, stick your hand up my arm!"<br /> <br /> -- another one from art class. This would make sooo much more sense if you knew the guy was talking about his hollow clay arm art project. At the time I had no idea what he was talking about though....It's a b, g. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1907 "The G can be flipped into a b!"<br /> "Not a capital G! but a lowercase g, yeah."<br /> "No, a capital G! When you flip it around, it's a b!"<br /> "I think we're thinking in different fonts, Sarah."<br /> <br /> -- My sister and I, speaking in two different fonts evidently, late one night.Yeah, I'm sure that's it. http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1906 "Maybe the dog's homophobic."<br /> <br /> --My mom on why my dog doesn't like leaving the house (Just try and figure the logic on THAT one!)I wish I sat at their table http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1905 "Gabi, when you hold a purple rubber band and call it a fork, it doesn't make the rubber band become a fork, it makes you become an idiot."<br /> <br /> -- one girl to another in art class. Ironically neither had any rubber bands or forks with them (at least I didn't see any from my seat)Pretty Picture http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1838 "That is like Easter and everything that's wrong with Christmas with this psychedelic stoner thing all in flowers!"<br /> <br /> -- overheard in art class. To be fair, the picture they were speaking of was pretty pastel and scary.And where was this exactly? http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1792 "And the guy was singing with his dog, you know, the one with the sunglasses? And all these homeless people were gathering around, and it was all really sunny." <br /> <br /> --Overheard at restaurant in Sarasota or something like that. The lady was totally serious.Don't Patronize Me... http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1791 "Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit."<br /> "What?"<br /> "No, no, no. When I say 'Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit', you say 'I don't patronize bunny rabbits. That way, we can be talking to a bunch of people and you can be being mean, and I can say, 'Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit', and you can say, 'I don't patronize bunny rabbits' and it'll be this funny, hip, spontaneous thing that everyone will laugh at and think it's just a funny little thing that happened when it was really all planned out before hand. So, let's try. Don't patronize me like a bunny rabbit."<br /> "Huh?"<br /> <br /> My cousin and Mom at a Sarasota restaurant... the same night my cousin was planning on telling the waiter he was proud he had gained personality throughout the meal, but later chickened out.