Get off the field
Submitted by elisabeth on Fri, 01/30/2004 - 9:54pm. Funny
"i don't like that movie."
"who said that?"
"me...it's boring."
"you're cut. get off the field."
-conversation between a girl and our soccer coach at practice on Tuesday, Jan. 27.
Pearl girl
Submitted by elisabeth on Fri, 01/23/2004 - 8:33pm. Funny
“What does your dad do for a living? Fireman, doctor…”
“He makes tampons.”
“No! He’s a Pearl girl, y’all!”
- three girls sitting in the stands before a soccer game
Whatever, shut up.
Submitted by elisabeth on Wed, 01/21/2004 - 7:11pm. Ironic
"So then my conscience starts talking, and I'm like, 'whatever, shut up.'"
-student speaker during wednesday night church
Why we die
Submitted by elisabeth on Tue, 01/20/2004 - 8:18pm. Wisdom
"I think the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability."
-a friend's 12 year old brother, in the car.
The idea of underwear
Submitted by elisabeth on Tue, 01/20/2004 - 2:15pm. Um...
girl: what makes me sad?
boy: the idea of underwear.
-snippet of an online conversation on a friend's away message