January 14, 2004
Funny
"Okay, so two Christmases ago I ask my grandma for a cardigan. Just a nice little Mr. Rogers' cardigan, you know, with the sleeves and the...? Well, Christmas morning, I get this nasty old lady sweater from the ugliest section of Wal-Mart God ever created!! So the next year I ask for a cardigan and I specify that I want the sleeves and everything. Guess what? EXACT SAME SWEATER!"
~Girl at drama practice.
~Girl at drama practice.
January 14, 2004
Funny
"What if it says, like, 'And they ate lamb with rice'?"
"No, we will have an actual Bible verse."
"What if it says, 'And they slew him on the battlefield and left'?"
"Yeah, or 'And Jobez was the father of Forthphrat'?"
~Guy, drama leader, and other guy at drama practice
"No, we will have an actual Bible verse."
"What if it says, 'And they slew him on the battlefield and left'?"
"Yeah, or 'And Jobez was the father of Forthphrat'?"
~Guy, drama leader, and other guy at drama practice
January 14, 2004
Um...
"Wicked, wicked monkey. Say wicked, wicked monkey."
~Girl at drama practice, to a guy sitting next to her
~Girl at drama practice, to a guy sitting next to her
January 14, 2004
Funny
"This is Bob the Cow. And Christina the Longhorn."
"What is with Sterling Christian and Bob the Cow?"
"It's Bob the Cow. He's sacred. He is Bob the Cow. He's Bob the Cow. He is the Cow, Bob. He is the Bob Cow. He is Cow the Bob. He, Cow, is the Bob."
~Guy and girl at drama practice (he went on for another minute or two)
"What is with Sterling Christian and Bob the Cow?"
"It's Bob the Cow. He's sacred. He is Bob the Cow. He's Bob the Cow. He is the Cow, Bob. He is the Bob Cow. He is Cow the Bob. He, Cow, is the Bob."
~Guy and girl at drama practice (he went on for another minute or two)
January 14, 2004
Bizarre
"They took a lot of your skin off."
"Yeah. Do you think it'll grow back?"
"Sure."
"Cuz the nurse said no, and I was like, 'What the h*ll?'"
~Two girls in line at the bookstore at Sauk. One girl was showing off her bellybutton ring.
"Yeah. Do you think it'll grow back?"
"Sure."
"Cuz the nurse said no, and I was like, 'What the h*ll?'"
~Two girls in line at the bookstore at Sauk. One girl was showing off her bellybutton ring.
January 11, 2004
Wisdom
"Have your teeth ever craved something?"
"Uh... well, my teeth have craved cleansing, but..."
"Because my grandma said her teeth were craving chocolate the other day. Not her mouth, her teeth. And I thought she was crazy, but then this morning I woke up and my TEETH were craving those!"
~Two girls at The Crib, talking about ring pops
"Uh... well, my teeth have craved cleansing, but..."
"Because my grandma said her teeth were craving chocolate the other day. Not her mouth, her teeth. And I thought she was crazy, but then this morning I woke up and my TEETH were craving those!"
~Two girls at The Crib, talking about ring pops
January 8, 2004
Funny
"Grrr why are theys pop up things poping up????"
"Pop ups pop up."
"If the pop ups didn't pop up I don't think they'd be called pop ups."
"That was so profound it silenced the whole chat..."
~a few people in a chatroom I was frequenting
"Pop ups pop up."
"If the pop ups didn't pop up I don't think they'd be called pop ups."
"That was so profound it silenced the whole chat..."
~a few people in a chatroom I was frequenting
January 11, 2004
Tragic
"If you like quilts as much as I do, put your hands up and go woo-hoo!"
~a guy in my youth group, singing into a mic
~a guy in my youth group, singing into a mic