18 December 2000
Submitted by eve on Mon, 12/18/2000 - 12:12am. Scenes
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Near midnight in a cafe in Berkeley tends to be a great place to meet... really, really crazy people. Tonight, for instance, was "Strange People With Newspapers" night at Sufficient Grounds. (Oh, sure, it might not have been officially that, but it certainly felt like it was.)
For instance, we had:

--Strange man #1, who was reading the paper quietly enough, both hands above the table, except for he made a loud "Mmmmmmmuuuummmmhhh!" noise every time he turned the page.

--Strange man #2, who was slowly tearing each newspaper page in half, and then folding those halves into eighths, and then stacking those like Jenga blocks.

--And strange man #3, who circled the words "Cisco Routers" in the business section -- again and again and again, while carrying on a conversation with himself about how he had a lot of reading to do before bedtime.
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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/20/2000 - 9:30pm.
Archived comment by Larry Hosken:
I swear, aside from my hat, no-one in their right mind would mistake me for Santa Claus.

Uhm.

Okay, so maybe you have a point.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 12/20/2000 - 9:52am.
Archived comment by montygirl:
Larry, now he *knows* you know. Now its coal in the stocking for him. Poor guy, he shoulda thought about the consequences of his actions before he chose the path of evil.

Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/19/2000 - 9:03pm.
Archived comment by Larry Hosken:
As I was walking home along a dark street just now, there was a strange man walking towards me. He was muttering to himself really intensely. Something about "...and you're supposed to be good but you're *not* you're *not*."

And then he looked up, saw me, and said, "Yikes!"

With my Santa Hat on, I guess I looked like a strange man myself.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/19/2000 - 9:49am.
Archived comment by mara:
Obviously Strange Man #1 was a Sim. "Oh, my wasnia!!"
Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/19/2000 - 9:25am.
Archived comment by Arlene:
Tangent: I don't know, Jon. I preferred _The Nice & Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch_.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 12/19/2000 - 2:13am.
Archived comment by nightfever:
Good Omens...Gaiman and Pratchett right??
that was a classic alright!!
Better'n Joyce! :P
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/18/2000 - 11:27pm.
Archived comment by Jon:
Maybe SM#2 was a Witchfinder, from "Good
Omens". You know, collecting all the stories of
"phenomena"...

If you ever wanted to laugh about the
Apocalypse, that's a good book for it(like
"Foucault's Pendulum" was for conspiracy
theories).
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/18/2000 - 4:26pm.
Archived comment by nightfever:
Taco Bell rules...
but some of the strangest people that I saw in America were the people actually behind the counter in there...but that was in Columbus, OH, so...

*grin*

Working ANYWHERE that involves interacting with customers on some level gets you in contact with the LCD! I mean, read back on those "tech-supp" comments! Most people are very, very dumb!
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/18/2000 - 2:16pm.
Archived comment by Kenn:
I'd say that you had to be sitting fairly close to SM#3 to see what he was circling in the paper; or did you just happen to pass by him? SM#2 is the one to avoid. People who tear up newspapers, fold them into smaller pieces are probably close to their edge. On the other hand they could all be students suffering the stress of finals.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/18/2000 - 1:49pm.
Archived comment by Arlene:
My boyfriend used to work at Taco Bell (for those who've never seen one, it's fake Mexican food). Because they were the cheapest place to get food in town & stayed open late, they often were visited by the local homeless. As long as they didn't bother the other customers or create a disturbance, management didn't care.

As a result my boyfriend saw a lot of people who should have been on medication or were self-medicated. The scariest one he ever saw was the guy who was arguing with himself, & lost the argument.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/18/2000 - 10:24am.
Archived comment by Sarah:
Yes, I must say that California does tend to draw its own special set of wierdos, and Berkeley tends to get more than its fair share. However, these three gentlemen do take the cake, at least for this week, so far as I am concerned.
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/18/2000 - 4:59am.
Archived comment by senzaart:
Cisco Routers?! Maybe this guy was driven insane by the lab test, just as I was...
CCIE #6430
Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 12/18/2000 - 2:41am.
Archived comment by nightfever:
wow...just wow...
why do I NEVER see people like that?
probably because I don't live in the states...
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