it's only specific birds that he hates. namely, the noisy little flappy bastards that think if THEY'RE awake at 5 a.m., EVERYBODY should be awake at 5 a.m., the jerks! i think the ones outside my house have a damn pa system. gah.

see? they're all alike.

it's the reason that old pella window commercial is one of my favorite things in the world.