20 December 2003

Submitted by eve on Mon, 01/20/2003 - 2:29pm. Beautiful

"I'm going to ask my landlord if I can get a bird. And then I'm going to get an ostrich."
--A guy at Juan's Place

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sun, 05/04/2003 - 4:02pm.

Archived comment by Tim:
go juan!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 02/05/2003 - 12:55am.

Archived comment by Joe Napalm:

Well, I say "baddies" in America...

-Jn-
Efreeti Sophist

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 01/28/2003 - 2:16pm.

Archived comment by tim:
Hehehe, Monster in my Pants...one of my all time favorite songs.
You'd be amazed at the people who haven't heard of it....or maybe it's just they don't like it sung to them after I..er..after someone has a few beers.
yeah.
That's it.
Stay hydrated

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 01/28/2003 - 5:22am.

Archived comment by Bryan:
AFSP-

Not that I'm aware.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Tue, 01/28/2003 - 1:18am.

Archived comment by A. F. S. P.:
You don't say "baddies" in America?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 01/27/2003 - 7:36am.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
Ack! I suck at being a superhero...actually, everything was fine until I had to choose a weapon, and I never knew what to choose.
I got it, though.
Fun link! I may have to go there again...
Do they really call the bad guys "Baddies" in England? Crackin me up.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Mon, 01/27/2003 - 6:11am.

Archived comment by Jon:
I'll have to check that out later, I have an older version of Flash at work.

"Flash! Aaah! He saved every one of us!"
(Yes, I own that soundtrack.)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 01/25/2003 - 8:43pm.

Archived comment by Joe Napalm:
If any of you, like me, have ever considered a career in super-heroism...you may be interested in this SuperHero Test.

-Jn-
Efreeti Sophist

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 01/25/2003 - 5:49pm.

Archived comment by Cebu:
Hahahahaha! I love this quote: "Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."

Which reminds me of a song by Fred Schneider...

There's a monster in my pants, and it does a nasty dance. When it moves in and out all the people start to shout.
oh no, a monster! oh no, a monster!

he's so wacky, that fred.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Sat, 01/25/2003 - 5:23pm.

Archived comment by Mike:
Look, I wanted a monkey, but not that badly. Just forget it.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/24/2003 - 1:08pm.

Archived comment by Arvid:
I knew what I was doing when I posted, but I couldn't help it.

As a completely unrelated sidenote I hate when I actually have to do some drafting at work. All notes on our projects are in all caps. I had to retype my post because I didn't notice till I was done that caps lock was on. Of course now I've used more space talking about caps lock than I did on the actual post.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/24/2003 - 9:52am.

Archived comment by Apple:
Hee! Two hundredth and first post!!!!

*grin*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/24/2003 - 9:49am.

Archived comment by hypoxic:
knock it of ktg

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/24/2003 - 9:48am.

Archived comment by hypoxic:
isn't that a marmot?

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/24/2003 - 9:25am.

Archived comment by Joe Napalm:

*Slaps his hand over his eyes*

I can't watch.

Run, Arvid. Run like the wind!

-Jn-
Efreeti Sophist

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Fri, 01/24/2003 - 8:23am.

Archived comment by Arvid:
I want a tiny monkey. I had no idea that monkeys came that small.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:01pm.

Archived comment by Apple:
There's an image for ya! *snicker* Tiny monkey in a tiny cowboy suit complete with tiny cowboy hat and tiny boots with tiny spurs! Hee! Chaps would be a bit much, I'd reckon.

"How do you get that monkey to do that?"

"Perhaps it's because he is so small!"

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 7:11pm.

Archived comment by Ben:
Given the random topics... I had to double check to make sure what that monkey was holding onto Cebu.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 6:07pm.

Archived comment by Cebu:
Tiny monkey!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 5:36pm.

Archived comment by Mike:
An ostrich would be okay, but a sheepherding monkey would be like ten times better, even if you didn't have sheep.

You'd probably need the dog, though. And the mini cowboy suit.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:13pm.

Archived comment by Denise:
The phoenix rises from the ashes?
I got something else that rises from the....

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:07pm.

Archived comment by BB:
Hee hee, dirty Harry Potter... Reminds me of a bit I saw on comedy central once....

"You hear about Harry Potter? Its the story of a boy who descovers something wonderful when he's twelve. 'What are you doing up in that bathroom?' 'Something magical!!!' "

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:00pm.

Archived comment by penguinchick:
Tim- of course its because of the wand.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:52pm.

Archived comment by Paul:
If nobody cares that Jimmy cracks corn, why does he keep doing it?...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 12:24pm.

Archived comment by Apple:
Egad! Where will they find tiny monkeys that size??

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 12:04pm.

Archived comment by Jazz:
Wait, we were supposed to be having conversations here?

//mad dash to find the user manual//

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:43am.

Archived comment by Matt:
Point, Jon. Point!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 8:24am.

Archived comment by Jon:
Noyock, it is sometimes not possible to follow conversations here, even if one is here several times a day!

Narf.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 7:30am.

Archived comment by slugbuggy:
MistaCat? Missedya,Cat. Randomly drop in about every three months or so much? Geez, stick around once in a while.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 7:23am.

Archived comment by Monk:
3 sexual historical points to Paul. Great find!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 6:47am.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
Don't DO that! You'll shoot your eye out!
*ducks*
It's not nice to play with magic....

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Thu, 01/23/2003 - 5:32am.

Archived comment by tim:
penguinchick- of course I'm treated better than Harry Potter-it's because of my magic wand isn't it?
~ waves it around a few times~
hehe

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 10:36pm.

Archived comment by umrguy:
Ah, yes, I knew that sounded familiar, Inuki... Mr. Prosser wanted axes at Point D, while his wife wanted what, climbing roses, I think? something like that....

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 10:29pm.

Archived comment by Inuki:
Oh, and I knew it immediately, I just wanted the quote. :)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 10:28pm.

Archived comment by Inuki:
Moosi, that refers to the bit about bypasses. *pulls out her big blue book which got returned at some ridiculous hour before noon and looks it up* Ah, here it is. Yes, Mr. Prosser wanted to live at point D, and spend lots of time at point E, "which would be the nearest pub to point D."

*gryn* If you don't know what I'm talking about, shame on you.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 10:21pm.

Archived comment by peegee:
Just briefly, cool points to JN. I'm not dead quite yet. *grin*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 9:16pm.

Archived comment by Apple:
Glad I can amuse you, Mista.

*snarky!*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 7:30pm.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
*shocked, dazed face*
They actually said "these items have the DNA of some of the most famous strippers in the world." and then "all are over 20-50years old.*

I will have nightmares tonight about old stripper DNA and ripped lacyness.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 6:31pm.

Archived comment by Paul:
Hell, allow me to add to Monk's reputation. It looks to me like he's trying to get rid of old items from his collection to make room for new ones... (namelink)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 6:10pm.

Archived comment by Moosi (m):
been a while, froot bat (Nevermore) is doing fine, although my tamagotchi has disappeared. And Nevermore is looking smugger than usual....

In NZ there are some emu and ostrich farms, the meat is pretty good, although you can get steak for around the same price. Visited Australia recently and enjoyed kangeroo and croc :)

Vegetarin is quite cool, used to date a vegan and so went veggie for a while (I play a lot of sport and body build, it's not really feasible to eat enough protein as a pure vegan). Most of the time it's a case of figuring out good tasting food that isn't meat. Try some Indian vegie dishes (the "cheese" they use isn't cheese as us western barbarians know it as), dhal, falafel, and bean burritos are great.

then again, as a poor student with limited time to cook I used to cook up a coupe of pots of beans, a whack of Atomic Salsa (tm), and make about 60 burritos, wrap them in clingfilm and store them in the freezer. Since they work out to be about US$0.40 each, and are quick and relativly healthy (make salad to go with them =P) they make fantastic uni food.

Check out www.goats.com for the recipe (under "Beer" IIRC). Oh yes, kudos to Goats for the best name for a pub, Point E. Cool points for anyone who can name that reference without googling it :)

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 6:02pm.

Archived comment by Noyock:
Blarg, I can't follow conversations when I'm only here once a day. I shall call my frootbat...General Cannonhat And His Amazing Cannon Hat.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 4:25pm.

Archived comment by MistaCat:
Apple said snarky! *glee*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 4:19pm.

Archived comment by daen:
We seem to have reached the point where Monk's reputation has become an entity in its (sorry, his) own right. It's somewhat like those sitcom characters that you never see, but everyone talks about.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 3:56pm.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
and the one thing we all know about Monk is how much he loves 69!!!!!

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 3:56pm.

Archived comment by Kris the Girl:
There's only one thing to say...

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 3:51pm.

Archived comment by BB:
I've been here for..... 3 weeks, tops. An I already love him. He keeps saying things I wish I had thought of.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 3:41pm.

Archived comment by Denise:
There... there... PeeGee...

Monk has made the best of us sign off in frustration. He grows on you eventually.. and you even become amused by his antics and miss them when he's on vacation or out of town.

Really.

I swear.

I had a dream about kangaroos last night. Well, one kangaroo. I lived in some sort of ruins and you had to swim from cave to cave and I was really worried the kangaroo wouldn't be able to swim - but he did. Quite well, actually.

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 2:02pm.

Archived comment by penguinchick:
You know, this teaching thing is totally messing up my IP activity. So anyway, from WAAAY down there somewhere:
Tim, you werent supposed to tell anyone that you live under my stairs. But since you did, you should have also told them that you're treated far better than Harry Potter. *gryn*

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 1:01pm.

Archived comment by Joe Napalm:

Ask the Dust...

I'm not sure how I know that.

-Jn-
Efreeti Sophist

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Posted by Anne Onymous on Wed, 01/22/2003 - 12:54pm.

Archived comment by peegee(m):
I give up. *sigh*

And I just realized. If you, monk, and I were the last two persons on earth. I'd better run. Real fast.

G'night.

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