"Life's gotta suck if you're the CEO of 'Tasty Kake' Industries."
--A guy in Safeway supermarket at 1am, staring at the snack foods

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I don't know... I'm sure you could make that into SOME kind of feasible pickup line.
"Why, you look pretty yummy, and I should know, I'm the CEO of..."
Ok, yeah, maybe he's right.