A conversation between myself and my manager, E, one day while at work:
E: Hey, did (the owner) come in today?
ME: Yeah, he already left though.
E: Oh, he must be getting ready for his wedding.
ME: He said he had an appointment he couldn't get out of.
- Of particular note is that I did not intend that to be a joke. I don't know what it was he left for, but those were my boss' exact words to me.