"Holy Lorelai, Batman!"
- My response to my friend's telling me his boss owned four coffee makers. Lorelai is Lorelai Gilmore of Gilmore Girls whose known, among other things, as being a coffee addict and it woudln't surprise me to learn she had four of the things. My friend cracked up nicely at this remark.

A conversation between myself and my friend "A" over the newly released film, Domino.
ME: I dunno, I'm not much intersted in seeing it.
A: You just don't like British women with guns.
ME: I don't MIND them...
- For "A", women with guns and/or who are British will usually sell him on seeing the movie.

A conversation between myself and my manager, E, one day while at work:
E: Hey, did (the owner) come in today?
ME: Yeah, he already left though.
E: Oh, he must be getting ready for his wedding.
ME: He said he had an appointment he couldn't get out of.
- Of particular note is that I did not intend that to be a joke. I don't know what it was he left for, but those were my boss' exact words to me.

C: I told her don't come back.
E: That was very nice of you.
- A conversation I overheard between two of my work managers, "C" and "E", regarding another manager, "L", who was allowed to go home early instead of coming back after a doctor appointment.