4:00 a.m. at Denny's
Submitted by Somnambulist on Sat, 06/18/2005 - 3:31am. Funny
Guy 1: ...and then let's go home and watch C-Span... make fun of the Pope's hat...
Guy 2: *mutters something incomprehensible*
Guy 1: Hey, did you ever notice that the higher in position you go in church, the bigger your hat gets?
Guy 3: Yeah. I bet God wears a huge sombrero.
Guy 2: With tassels?
Guy 3: *laughs* Yeah.

--Three out of a group of six guys, five of which looked fairly hammered, and the sixth, bored and tired.
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