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Christmas Morning
Funny
Ok, so it's Christmas morning, we've all opened our gifts (this actually happened years ago) ... my sister and I have taken our loot to our bedrooms, my father has walked into the bathroom and my mother is still in the living room, looking through a gift basket I gave her.
Mom: "Ha! What do you think of this, Ed ... your daughter gave me age-defying cream!"
without missing a beat, my father passes by my door, leans in and says, under his breath:
"Now all we need is bitch-defying cream..."
Mom: "Ha! What do you think of this, Ed ... your daughter gave me age-defying cream!"
without missing a beat, my father passes by my door, leans in and says, under his breath:
"Now all we need is bitch-defying cream..."
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