"Grout Hog Day"
"Grout Minds Think Alike"
"A-grout Face!"
"Sausage and Sourgrout"
"Oscar the Grout"
"Shadow of a Grout"
"Grout of Africa"
"There's Something Agrout Mary"
"National Coming Grout Day"
"If I was in Canada, would I say 'groot?'"
--Written in various handwriting, between the tiles of the restroom wall in Moffit Library.