My grandmother doesn't go for the real ones either.
Submitted by anxious on Wed, 12/01/2004 - 7:32pm. Funny
"So I went to my grandfather's house and he had a fake christmas tree. i said grandfather why do you have a fake christmas tree? and he started going off on how so many christmas trees catch on fire and burn down houses every year, and after that he made me watch a video about it."

--one young girl talking to another on a train bound for new york city
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