"When the keg has been kicked, when the liquor has run dry, when we've fallen outta love with that 'perfect' guy. When the party is over. When we're passed out on the floor. When we can't keep kickin ass in Beer Pong anymore. When the ciggys are gone. When there's no weed in the place. When our mascara is running all over our face. When we've fallen down. When the world has turned cold and we're sitting in our rockers gettin' old. We'll still be friends cause we'll all know the deal. We're each other's girls and we'll always keep it real."

-seen on a buddy's IM profile