]> http://www.inpassing.org/blog/view/941 en http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2372 "yeah, i was just taking a piss...<br /> <br /> well, i was sitting down...<br /> <br /> you get lazy.....you know?"<br /> <br /> -my neighbor on his cell phone http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2273 Two college boys across the hall:<br /> <br /> "Dude, I can make my boobs like bigger than girls"<br /> <br /> "Uh, but that's not boobs, that's like your..diaphram..." http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/2257 "my best friend's brother, is, like, this gourmet chef, and he made us these gourmet cookies..."<br /> <br /> (overlapping after "gourmet chef")<br /> <br /> "my best friend's boyfriend is a drug dealer"<br /> <br /> (pause)<br /> <br /> "uh...then your best friend should get a new boyfriend"