Too much time on your hands?
Submitted by brightesteyes 1206 on Tue, 08/10/2004 - 12:12pm. Bizarre
"Have you ever noticed that you only see condom ads on the 'mens' TV channels, like Spike and Comedy Central?....hahaha,yeah...but then again,it would be weird to see one on Lifetime. [in a weird,old radio dj voice] 'We will return to "A Mother's Day to Remember" right after these messages' 'TROJAN MAN!' It doesn't seem to fit, like Mel's pants..." - A guy on his cell at Super Stop & Shop, Danvers,MA.
Submitted by brightesteyes 1206 on Tue, 08/10/2004 - 11:18am. Funny
1 : "You know how on ticketing websites they have those little dots on the screen while it's searching for tickets?"
2 : "Yeah..."
1: "Well last night I was trying to get tickets to an Orioles game and they had a bird that danced across the screen instead."
2 : "Ha, that's cute. What would the Red Sox have? Dancing socks?"
3 : (who apparrently hadn't been paying attention) "Kevin Millar has dancing socks." - - Three women talking at Panera Bread in Methuen, MA
Submitted by brightesteyes 1206 on Tue, 08/10/2004 - 10:55am. Um...
Lady 1 : "Have you heard about Niptuck?"
Lady 2 : "I love that show!"
Lady 3 : "Isn't that a surgery?"
Lady 1: "Yes, but it's vveerryy sexual." - - Three mothers talking at Stiles Pond in Boxford, MA (within earshot of their sand castle building children).