"Have you ever noticed that you only see condom ads on the 'mens' TV channels, like Spike and Comedy Central?....hahaha,yeah...but then again,it would be weird to see one on Lifetime. [in a weird,old radio dj voice] 'We will return to "A Mother's Day to Remember" right after these messages' 'TROJAN MAN!' It doesn't seem to fit, like Mel's pants..." - A guy on his cell at Super Stop & Shop, Danvers,MA.